~kisses~

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via impulsiveandreckless)

— 6 days ago with 367056 notes
FRIEND:*mentions a thing*
ME:of course, i know all about the thing
FRIEND:so what do you think about the thing?
ME:*furiously googles the thing before replying*
— 1 week ago with 390 notes
lolsomeone-actually:

leninistvaporwave:

remember when fox news put egypt next to iran 

I read “secy” as “sexy” so this was a little strange for me

lolsomeone-actually:

leninistvaporwave:

remember when fox news put egypt next to iran 

I read “secy” as “sexy” so this was a little strange for me

(Source: frantzofanon)

— 2 weeks ago with 24878 notes

vanillakeyblade:

Tried uploading it again! First one was bad quality…>.<

**reblog, don’t repost!

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— 2 weeks ago with 7553 notes

scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

(via ubiquitousdreams)

— 2 weeks ago with 344486 notes

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

(Source: peach94, via afreckledangel)

— 2 weeks ago with 753188 notes

satan-anal:

GloZell shows why cultural representation is so important (x)

Awww babe

(Source: evergreenring, via sam-bam-thankyou-mam)

— 2 weeks ago with 258945 notes

nightmareloki:

pomp-adourable:

fishysciencevoldemort:

self promo on tumblr like

Oh my fucking god

I CACKLED OHMUGID

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— 2 weeks ago with 78644 notes

extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

(Source: lizzonator, via kaholi)

— 2 weeks ago with 525369 notes